Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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