i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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