I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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