): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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