The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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