I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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