Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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