After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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