just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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