I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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