He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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