so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.