she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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