If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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