The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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