Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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