garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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