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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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