D3 body, D1 cock
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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