There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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