Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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