That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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