Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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