i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
