i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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