margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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