He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize