He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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