haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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