No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.