I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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