remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize
