No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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