Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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