Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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