like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I understand Curling. That high.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's never too late to be topless.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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