and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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