Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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