I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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