your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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