I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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