when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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