My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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