to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This is my life. Enjoy the view
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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