Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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