worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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