she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
