White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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