It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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