You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
