were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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