If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
